Numerical Restaurant

Dinner time. I am driving with Jack but there is a problem with the address of the restaurant. The address is a seven-digit number beginning 516. To find the remainder of the address you add the number of the meal you want to a four-digit number. Sometimes Jack and I find the restaurant. At other times Gina and I find it. Sometimes Gina and I are Peg and Al Bundy.

In the restaurant eating. A waiter with a Pythonesque French accent comes to our table explaining how the sole must be eaten at exactly the right moment. Other diners explain that they like to support the restaurant despite the chef's strange ideas because they have a financial interest in its success.