Football Game

In Massachusetts. Dave and I are at a college football game. It is the last game of the season and the players are drinking beer from a keg between plays. When the game is over the home team cheerleaders take off their uniforms to reveal complicated white lingerie. The visiting cheerleaders each undo three buttons on their blouses. I say this is tacky.

In Dave's parents' house there is an open bottle of champagne. It is full. I decide it should be re-corked. I find the cork and force it into the neck of the bottle. A man starts explaining, with the aid of graphs, how heat escapes from houses and how you can insulate a home at reasonable cost.